Yeah, it’s the new year. It’s 2010. Still no flying cars or living in domes, but that’s ok. Megaman was supposed to be created within the last ten years, but he wasn’t. At least to our knowledge, he could still be in a lab somewhere. I HOPE. With the new year comes a new slew of games to keep an eye out for.  I don’t get as excited for game releases these days. But, these are my personal picks for the following year! (Bayonetta is already released, go play it. I promise you’ll like it.)

Bioshock 2:

Ok, I can admit, I’m pretty excited for Bioshock 2.  I consider the first Bioshock one of the greatest titles for the 360 (and PC). But it was a great game for the 360. In Bioshock 2 you get to return to Rapture, AS THE ORIGINAL BIG DADDY. Creepy little sisters look not so creepy anymore, even though it’s borderline pedophilic this time around. (The girls love Mr. Bubbles!) Since you play as  a big daddy in this game, they crawl on you, aid you, and let you slaughter them for their precious plasmid. BUT, it’s not that easy. The introduction of “The Big Sister” will make progressing through the game pretty hairy! PLUS, Bioshock 2 will feature multiplayer,  which the first obviously did not have! (Even though my understanding it’s a DLC. Ugh, why do we have to pay extra for full games these days?) But, yeah. Excitement!

Dante’s Inferno:

I’m excited to see Dante’s Inferno. It’s one big hack ‘n slash, but from what I’ve seen it’s going to be absolute MAYHEM. I’m really trying to not let myself get too excited for this title, because it has a huge fail ratio. But, come on. It’s HELL. In the most literal sense.

How can I not like a game that has Cleopatra as a boss that spews zombie babies out of her nipples? Just how can I not? TELL ME (credit to Destructoid for the video.)

Metroid: Other M:

It’s Team Ninja’s take on Metroid. I’ve always loved Metroid so I have to put it on the list. But, I have a bad feeling that since Team Ninja is doing this game this time around, that Samus is going to have  bad camera angles that look at the walls, and amazingly bad collision detection and controls. WHAT. You know you were thinking the same thing.
I was going to say, “Since it’s Metroid we’ll play it anyway.” But, why? WHY?! Why do we make these excuses for video game companies. If they take a good franchise, and ruin it, why do we say “Awww, that’s ok. It’s Metroid. I’m sure it’s going to be ok.” No, I’m not doing that anymore. I’m chalking this one up to, if it’s good I’ll play it, if not I won’t. Team Ninja WILL most likely mess this game up. But, because I’m curious to see if they do, it makes it an anticipated game of 2010.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow:

This is the first 3D Castlevania game that I’ve ever actually been excited about. (Other than their first attempt, but back then I was a stupid, stupid kid.) This is the reboot of the series’ style, and I think it’s going to take hold! As long as they continue to release a 2D handheld from time to time, I’ll be happy. Plus, this game has Patrick Steward in it! Captain Picard, himself! Oh wait, Oblivion. NO, GET OUT OF THERE, CASTLEVANIA! IT’S A TRAP!

Starcraft 2:

Starcraft 2 is my most anticipated game for 2010. I am so excited for this game that I get butterflies in my stomach anytime I talk about it. I want to play it so badly. I am an incredibly huge fan of the first game, and from what I’ve seen Blizzard is just taking the same proven formula, and giving it two badass muscle arms, that fire electricity from the fingertips!
I mean, the original Starcraft is South Korea’s OFFICIAL sport. Seriously, go look it up! So, think about how carefully they’re developing Starcraft 2. Plus, BNET, Blizzard’s online service, is getting a complete overhaul for this game. Oh man! I am literally bouncing in my chair typing this post!
The only problem I am having with Starcraft 2 is the way they are releasing the campaigns. They are releasing the three separately, as of my knowledge, starting with Terran. I want to play f-ing Protoss, off the bat! I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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There are few games in this world that, when I make references, people don’t know of! So here are five games that I commonly talk about, but people give me a look and go, “Huh? What’s that?”

5. Grim Fandango

Ok, this one needs a little history lesson, as I feel it’s necessary. Grim Fandango was created by Lucas Arts in the time when Lucas Arts made AWESOME point and click games. The project was spearheaded by that lovely beefcake himself, Tim Schafer (who I of course have a huge fanboy crush on.) Tim Schafer would go on to create such games as Psychonauts, which I consider the holy grail of 3D platforming, and a reason to my mother why her grandson’s name will be Rasputin, and the newly released Brutal Legend. Assisted by Jack Black’s persona, and was decent. (but no Psychonauts.)

At the times of Psychonauts, and later Brutal Legend companies were doing games in a whole new style, but Tim Schafer goes for the gusto and tries something completely original and fun, which is why we love him.

So that brings us to Grim Fandango! At this time Lucas Arts was starting to move into the Star Wars games a lot more, and the point and click adventures a lot less. Taking full control, Schafer made a fun, creative, and original point and click where you play as Manny Calavera, a dead travel agent/detective trying to right wrongs in the Department of Death, to help people pass on, once he finds there is corruption among them. The whole game consisted of the film noir theme, accompanied with the Mexican holiday Day of the Dead style. It was an overall and rich experience.
Every time I bring this game up people generally say to me, “I’ve heard of this, but never played it.” WELL GO PLAY IT!

4. Phantasmagoria

Ok, no real history lesson with this one. This game was created back in 1995 by Sierra Online. This game featured Full Motion Video (FMV) in which you got to move the actual person instead of watching a video and just choosing options. Due to this the game came on a whopping 7 CDS! The game follows a female protagonist, Adrienne Delaney, who is a writer who just recently bought a mansion which was owned previously by a famous magician. But, when they move in, creepy things start to happen, so they investigate! The overall game is just a really campy, hammy, horror game FMV. It’s awesome, and addictive if you can let yourself get into it!

A lot of people I talk to about this game really have never heard of it. It’s got a small cult following though, mostly people like me who played it back in the day. When I was young, I played this game on my Packard Bell, which had a NEW 16MB hard drive. This game was considered high end for me, I regard this game as something special and nostalgic. I played this game a long side Duke Nukem 3D, and loved every minute of it! Ahhh, memories!

3. Jazz Jackrabbit 2

Jazz Jackrabbit is a franchise which not a lot of people have heard about, amazingly! I know there is a big community of fans for this game, I know. But, Jazz Jackrabbit really was not well known by the general gamer. It was designed by Cliffy B. who would go on to make Gears of War, and do some development work with the Unreal franchise. Jazz Jackrabbit, specially JJ2, is one of my most favorite games, which is a fast, action packed platformer, brimming with pop culture references, very nice controls, and just an overall great design. Plus, it came with a level editor! A very user friendly level editor! So making new levels was a snap! Wow!

This was back when Cliff believed in color and originality. Which brings a tear to my eye. Even though he’d see this tear as a black and brown smudge behind a ripper. LOOK HOW CATTY I AM! Anyway, I recommend you check this out, although many versions you get on the net has a level which you can’t get out of. Oh piracy!

2. Beyond Good and Evil

Ok, ok! I know this one is a bit of a stretch, but really not a lot of people that I talk to has actually played this game! Seriously! This is an amazing game which was released on Gamecube, PC, PS2, and Xbox. So the game is out there! It’s crazy fun. Great style, great controls and gameplay, and an amazing story. If you haven’t played Beyond Good and Evil you’re really missing out! (Plus Jade is f-ing hawt!)
In this game you play as Jade, a freelance photographer/investigator. You get contacted by this group of people who have figured out a huge government conspiracy, and enlist you as their help/reporter. You get lovable supporting characters, and lots of places to explore. 3D platforming, stealth, and hack ‘n slashing through enemies. Ah, so satisfying! (PLUS JADE IS F-ING HAWT!)

1. Cave Story

Lots of people have and haven’t played this game. A strong internet community follows this game quite extensively, but anybody outside of the loop doesn’t know about it. Ok, I would normally forgive because this game exists purely on the net, but it’s been out for  SIX YEARS. So it’s no excuse. Since it was released free since day one, IT’S REALLY NO EXCUSE to not play this game. This is probably one of my most favorite games EVER. It’s so fun, cute, and original, and has many different endings. The music is AMAZING. Some of the best composed video game music ever to bless my ears. The controls are solid, too. It’s just an all around great game. You’re a terrible person for not playing it! You can download it RIGHT THIS MINUTE and play it, too. So hop to it! I love this game so much I play it completely through about once every three months, maybe even more.

It’s even so great that the main theme song was mixed with the Japanese Ronald McDonald. Cave Story is on par with MCDONALDS,  the worlds biggest fast food restaurant!

In other words, PLAY IT NOW, bitches.

In this game you play a little amnesia victim robot, out to figure out who he is, and where he is. Among the Mimigas,rabbit-like monster creatures, you’re off the aid them in stopping an evil doctor who is has an evil scheme to take over the world! The gameplay is reminiscent of Metroid. It has many weapon upgrades, and many different areas to explore with lots of puzzles, as well. You can’t see everything in one playthrough! SO PLAY IT.

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Yeah, I’m working on this site again, trying to get it up and running. I’ve been working on a few things here and there, and I just generally want a place to put some thoughts down, so I figured why not. Plus, I’d like to just post some pics here from time to time as well. Anyway, here’s to a site launch! =P

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